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pretzelcoatlus: rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie: danyul-and-filup: princess-hardy: what if we are...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:49:28 -0400

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

Let’s hope I can color this decently

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:39:19 -0400

Let’s hope I can color this decently

some doodles i did tonight. might finish the second.

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:42:49 -0400

some doodles i did tonight. might finish the second.

mememaster: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit...

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:44:37 -0400

mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep

mydemonsmylovers: we-are-the-lonely-ones: notyouraveragemerc: ...

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:53:00 -0400

mydemonsmylovers:

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

notyouraveragemerc:

seifukucat:

areyouahauntedpotato:

wildcosmia:

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

lemon whores stealing lemons

I’m like 90% sure they just sat those actors down and told them to talk about how much they liked lemons until their next cue. You can practically see them internally cracking up about the shit they’re saying. ”Hey hasn’t it been about ten seconds since we last looked at our lemon tree?”

If there is one video on Youtube you’re going to watch, it has to be this one. Please watch this.

“Fruitful lemony lemons.”

“You know, it has been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree, HEY WHAT THE FUCK”

Get these two Academy Awards, now.

holy shit

LEMON WHORES

HAHA OH JAMES DEEN ILY /favpornstarplz

Hi gaiz

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:13:49 -0400

Hi gaiz

Happy birthday Starlight/wanderingnoblese!

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:54:55 -0400

Happy birthday Starlight/wanderingnoblese!

jessiray: rinkuchan: daywalkingwithme: thehsfandom: feferipix...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:23:47 -0400

jessiray:

rinkuchan:

daywalkingwithme:

thehsfandom:

feferipixies:

irl-satan:

johnlock-is-canon:

irl-satan:

This website just appeared out of nowhere after the bombings of Boston… The timer is counting down. [x]

What in the actuall hell?

It has also been confirmed that there will be a Run in Chicago May 4th. Guess when this timer ends…

I have sent this in as a tip to the FBI. If this is somebody’s idea of a sick joke, you best come out and say it now.

It makes me a little more than uncomfortable that the URL is itcouldhappentoallof.us

Don’t go run on that day because this could be another bombing or some sick joke but just don’t go to be safe.

Be safe Chicago.

Crap!

Guys I am reblogging just in case. Be safe!

This reminds me of when I was little and my computer just started printing similar creepy webdings symbols at random just before 9/11. So naturally, this is pretty spooky to me.

That whole 'Andy's coming' thing about Disneyland is FALSE.

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:07:30 -0400

That whole 'Andy's coming' thing about Disneyland is FALSE.:

thehumangenius:

raintulgey:

The ‘Andy’s Coming!’ thing about Toy Story characters at Disney parks has gone viral. This is a very bad thing because it IS NOT TRUE. They will NOT collapse/freeze whatever if someone says Andy is coming.

This is becoming a real problem at the parks because now someone yells ‘Andy’s coming’ around the TS characters an average of every 8-10 minutes, nonstop all day. They will not do what that stupid viral post states they will! Why? Not only can it damage the multi-thousand dollar costumes but it’s also unsafe for the performer and the guests around them. They likely wouldn’t even even be able to get back up due to the weight and limits of the costumes. The castmembers can be fired if they actually do this.

At Disneyland today a guest assaulted Buzz when he did not collapse/freeze when that damnable phrase was yelled yet again. I was informed of this by a friend in the character department. The department is sick of it and it’s quite possible that the TS characters may taken out of commission until the fad passes.

Please repost the ever-lasting shit out of this post so the stupidity can stop.

I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH PART IS SADDER THAT IT’S NOT TRUE OR THAT THIS IS HAPPENING

I wish I knew how to make gifs so I could show you all how amazing my bf’s butt is when he...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 12:34:09 -0400

I wish I knew how to make gifs so I could show you all how amazing my bf’s butt is when he twerks asgfdwlf

pocketpicasso: I saw The Croods a little while back and really...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 12:22:15 -0400

pocketpicasso:

I saw The Croods a little while back and really really REALLY liked it! Eep and Guy were cutie caveman patooties. <3

Pinkie Pie slap bracelet!! 💕 #birthdayprez #mlp #pinkiepie...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:04:06 -0400

Pinkie Pie slap bracelet!! 💕 #birthdayprez #mlp #pinkiepie #instacollage

Margarittaaaaa

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:17:17 -0400

Margarittaaaaa

Yay I’m 21

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:47:57 -0400

Yay I’m 21

Just attended my first funeral for a dear friend of mine. sigh I miss him so much..

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:21:19 -0400

Just attended my first funeral for a dear friend of mine. *sigh* I miss him so much..

A drawing for my friend Emily. In loving memory of my amazing...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:50:28 -0400

A drawing for my friend Emily. In loving memory of my amazing friend, and her boyfriend, Chase Wood, who left us this past weekend.

Photo

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:22:21 -0500

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god. ROSS...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:15:14 -0500

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

i finally went to a victorias secret and got my boobs measured i am a 32C. wtf so i bought 4 bras...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500

i finally went to a victorias secret and got my boobs measured

i am a 32C. wtf

so i bought 4 bras and now i have to toss out all of my other ones

wanderingnoblese: secretagentinsanity: nintendonut1: kumosama:...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 21:48:04 -0500

wanderingnoblese:

secretagentinsanity:

nintendonut1:

kumosama:

ask-the-husk:

ang-gandako:

AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …

and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

((I’m a Gemini, and that was a completely accurate description of my actions.))

Hm not bad not bad; not utterly accurate but better than some I’ve read

holla holla geminis get dolla

Virgo holy fuck this is actually scarily accurate???

HAHA taurus. “one of the most attractive people on earth”

well now

almost 100% accurate with aries